“Here I Am… On The Commode Again”
Bob Seger obviously favors reading material in the can. And, being that this blog is inspired by the bathroom radio at my office, this seemed like a perfect fit. Inspiration arrives in the usual places.
P.S. Grooveshark didn’t have the Seger link, so I’m giving you the Metallica knock-off. Enjoy.
“His Name Is Dio And He Dances On The Sand”
Happy Holidays from OneManMeme and RIP Ronnie James Dio.
“I Just Want To See You Bathing With The Herman Cain. Herman Cain, Herman Cain.”
Awful nice of you to offer your endorsement, Prince, but even a man of your power may not be able to turn the lady votes Herman Cain’s way at this point.
“You Got 99 Problems. Don’t Let An Itch Be One.”
So Jay-Z is shilling for Vagisil now, huh? I guess it was only a matter of time.
Another bad advertising idea from yours truly, the mentally-challenged brother of Don Draper.
“I’m Back At White Castle Again. I’m Baaaaaaaack!”
Steven Tyler can’t kick the habit, either.
Side Note: Not sure what’s up with me and sliders lately. I must be hungry. But with the Lizard King also on the prowl for grease bombs, at least he’s in good company.
In lieu of my regular post, a little Halloween fun for today. My son actually indulged me in this: Axe Cop and Wexter (not to scale).
Machine gun arms for under $10: That’s the power of the Home Depot.
“Sliders On The Storm”
Did Jim Morrison prefer White Castle or Krystal burgers? Like many mysteries surrounding The Doors, we’ll never know.
One thing we do know, however. Nothing cheers Jim up on a rainy day like a greasy plate of mini-burgers.
Special thanks to @asbestossister for coming up with this one.
“I’m Smiling Next To You — In Abject Stupidity”
Apparently Michele Bachmann has teamed up with Queensryche for a new campaign ad.
“Yothers — Tell Your Children Not To Walk My Way”
Apparently Glenn Danzig is not a “Family Ties” fan.
“Breaking The Claw! Breaking The Claw!”
Judas Priest frontman Rob Halford will be tormented by Chuck E. Cheese prize machines no more.
